Saturday, January 06, 2007

Two Guys Watching Pretty Woman On A Friday Night

Things you might here when two guys are alone watching Pretty Woman.

-Dude that's gross, shes a prostitute.

-What is wrong with this guy, doesn't he understand shes a hooker?

-I wouldn't treat a good girl this well let alone a prostitute.

-Has everyone in this movie lost their mind, don't they understand this girl is a prostitute?

-Are us men stupid enough to fall in love with a prostitute?

-If girls really believe this story it would explain alot of things about society.

-Dude, is it gay for two guys to spend a Friday night, in the dark, watching Pretty Woman?

-You guys are watching Pretty Woman? Wow I didnt know you were both Gay. (a friend on the phone)

-You guys are watching pretty woman? Why didn't you tell me, I want to watch it too! (a friend on the phone....who is a guy!)


At 1:32 PM, Blogger Egypeter said...

After reading that last post, I think I just may have to stop visiting this blog!

JK :)

Tonight is Orthodox Christmas and wanted to wish you kola sana wa inta tayib D.B.

Salaam ya masree

At 9:30 PM, Blogger Carmen said...

What a fascinating (read scary) look at the male psyche.

I was at the movies last night (Casino Royale) and was, unfortunately, sitting next to these two guys who could not stop commenting on the movie. Do you guys talk to each other during movies to fill some kind of void?????? Why do you make stupid/retarded comments?? I've noticed a lot of men doing that...

You guys are strange, strange creatures...

At 8:23 AM, Blogger Arima said...

he you're human afterall! guys should watch more chick-flicks....minus the commentary and enter the warm, fuzzy psyche of womankind on a saturday night. :p

At 6:12 PM, Blogger Cairogal said...

Yes, it is gay that two men are watching "Pretty Woman". Full stop.


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