Sheikh Feiz, "Go Kill Yourself"

I sometimes wonder if the disgusting and offensive public statements of a few jerks could cause free societies to restrict freedom of speech. I cant say I would object considering the most recent statements by another Australian Muslim cleric.

Sheikh Feiz Mohammed, head of the Global Islamic Youth Centre in Sydney has published a series of DVD's instructing children to sacrifice themselves for God.

"Teach them this: There is nothing more beloved to me than wanting to die as a mujahid. Put in their soft, tender hearts the zeal of jihad and a love of martyrdom,"

"We want to have children and offer them as soldiers defending Islam,"

Hold on, let me pull out my Whisper of Madness letter head. Does anyone have a pen? Oh, got it right here. OK, how should I start?

Dear Sheikh Feiz Mohammed,

Why don't you sacrifice yourself!

Viable methods may include.

-Hanging yourself from a ceiling fan!

-Disemboweling yourself with a samurai sword!

-Tie a rope around a large boulder, tie the other end of the rope to your leg, throw the boulder into a deep lake!

-Take a gallon of gasoline, pour it over your head, put a cigarette in your mouth and LIGHT the cigarette!

-Get a pair of scissors, climb up a telephone pole and try to cut through the largest wire!

-Get a pillow, take it to the train yard, go to sleep on the rail road tracks and hope for the best!

-Take a grenade, stuff it up your ass, then pull the pin!

-Sit inside your car, if you don't have a car, borrow your friends car. Park the car inside a garage, open the windows, close the garage door and start the engine.

-Tie a medium length string to the trigger of a shotgun, pull down your pants, stick the barrel of the gun in your ass, pull on the string!

-Take a toy gun, put it in your pocket. Go to a bank and hold up the bank. When the police arrive walk outside and point the toy gun at the police. The rest will work itself out naturally.

Last but not least

-Put on a suicide bomb jacket, go find Sheikh Taj El-Din Hilaly , give him a BIG hug and press the detonator!

I hope you have found this information useful.

Sincerely, D.B. Shobrawy