Saturday, January 20, 2007

Kill The Puppy!

Boredom makes me act up and when you want to act up its best to aim for "low hanging fruit", the ones within arms reach, friends for example. The best way to get reactions from friends is to ask wild hypothetical questions. The following is a display of my mischief on an internet messenger, the screen names have been changed to protect the identities of the victims but the conversation is original. Also all the victims are women.

D.B. Shobrawy: how much would i have to pay you to kill a puppy with your bare hands
PaLiGirl8258:
i would never kill a puppy!
D.B. Shobrawy: of course not
D.B. Shobrawy: not even for money though?
PaLiGirl8258: nope
D.B. Shobrawy: how about for 1000 dollars
D.B. Shobrawy: 10,000?
PaLiGirl8258: nope
D.B. Shobrawy: what if i gave you a million dollars to kill a puppy with your bare hands
PaLiGirl8258: no
PaLiGirl8258: i'd take the million
PaLiGirl8258: and pay sum1 else to do it
D.B. Shobrawy: doesnt work like that, you kill and we pay, in that order
PaLiGirl8258: okay i'll pay sum1 to kill with my own money and then collect
D.B. Shobrawy: listen, you have to kill it with your hands and we have to witness it
PaLiGirl8258: then no
PaLiGirl8258: never
D.B. Shobrawy: what if i said, kill this puppy with your bare hands and we will give the Palestinians their own country with no Israeli settlements, full and complete withdrawal
PaLiGirl8258: i'd think u were a yahoudi (jew) and u were lying
D.B. Shobrawy: so foolish! its people like you that will keep the palestinians from having their own country
PaLiGirl8258: well too bad ur theory is stupid like u
PaLiGirl8258: uff
PaLiGirl8258: i'm going to sleep
PaLiGirl8258: bye!

Am I evil? Anyways here's another.

D.B.: how much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands
EgyChick3945: i cant do that at all
EgyChick3945: but why r u asking that
D.B.: cause i'm going to pay you, lol
D.B.: how about for 10,000 dollars
EgyChick3945: no
EgyChick3945: i cant do it
EgyChick3945: i cants kill any thing
D.B.: a million dollars?
EgyChick3945: i cant
D.B.: not for a million dollars?
EgyChick3945: for real
D.B.: what if i said, kill this dog or i will kill two dogs
EgyChick3945: well then i have to kill him
EgyChick3945: lol
EgyChick3945: but how, i dont know
D.B.: with your hands!
EgyChick3945: how did u think of this?
D.B.: i saw it on the internet
EgyChick3945: oh
EgyChick3945: i have to go eat i will be back


This next one is my favorite....

D.B.: how much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands
Shy’N Ugly: OMG
Shy’N Ugly: eat shit n u die
Shy’N Ugly: u horrible person!
Shy’N Ugly: dont say such things
D.B.: how much?!
D.B.: 10,000?
Shy’N Ugly: 0
D.B.: 100,000?
D.B.: wait youd do it for zero
Shy’N Ugly: i wouldnt do it period
D.B.: final offer, 1 million dollars
Shy’N Ugly: lol
Shy’N Ugly: no
Shy’N Ugly: i couldnt do it
Shy’N Ugly: is 1 mil worth a life
D.B.: yes its worth alot of lives, human ones too!
Shy’N Ugly: lol
D.B.: how about this, what if i said kill the dog or else i will kill two dogs
Shy’N Ugly: lol
Shy’N Ugly: wha makes u think of such crazy things
D.B.: I think I’d do it for 50 cents.
Shy’N Ugly: loooooooooool
D.B.: what if i told you, Kill a puppy with your bare hands and ill give the palestinians their own country with no israeli settlements, complete withdrawal
Shy’N Ugly: done
Shy’N Ugly: ill use a knife too
Shy’N Ugly: if u want
D.B.: no you dumb ass, i just said bare hands, read!
Shy’N Ugly: i know f**k face
Shy’N Ugly: ill use a knife too
Shy’N Ugly: if u want
Shy’N Ugly: lol
D.B.: no thanks

Here is a guys reaction.

D.B.: how much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands
Doctor D: how much do you have in your bank account and personal value??
D.B.: non of your business, pick a number
Doctor D: how big is the puppy?
D.B.: a small cute one
Doctor D: maybe 5gs
D.B.: 5000, thats a decent number
Doctor D: ok deal
D.B.: nice, when do you want to do it
Doctor D: Tonight if you have the money ready
D.B.: well i still need to buy the dog
Doctor D: hahaha, why are you asking the quesiton then
D.B.: cause i want to watch someone kill a cute puppy with their bare hands
Doctor D: it is very easy, you take a hold of them and snap the neck
D.B.: oh youve done it before?
Doctor D: no
D.B.: it sounds quick, are you trying to tell me it wouldnt be entertaining?
Doctor D: i did not say that, im sure it would be entertaining for a sicko like you
D.B.: your the sick bastard who is going to kill the puppy, all i'm doing is funding it and watching
Doctor D: u came up with the idea
D.B.: touche

I know what you're thinking, I'm sick right?


Cross posted from MidEast Youth

7 Comments:

At 3:31 PM, Blogger Egyptian magician said...

that is one messed up post bro

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Zee Puppette said...

LOL...That was hilarious in such a sick way =D

 
At 6:43 AM, Blogger Forsoothsayer said...

i would totally kill a apuppy with my bare hands for 5k. but everyone knows that girl lawyers profile psychologically like guys.

 
At 5:03 AM, Anonymous izzi said...

never, I wouldn't kill the puppy not even to end the palestinain/ israeli confilct, and guess what i hate and fear dogs like nothing else... so remember, forever, that you promised, that if i come to chicago, you will introduce me Mr. Finkelstein. and i'm going to do everything that i can to come to chicago. pls tell me how you know him, maybe u could email me that info if you don't want to publish it... izzi_izzi_izzi@hotmail.com

 
At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

awe!! killing a cute puppy?? u r crazy that is messed up !! i love cute little puppies i have one!

 
At 7:32 PM, Anonymous jennababyy said...

wow you`re such a fucking idiot.

i hope you die.

 
At 12:00 AM, Blogger D.B. Shobrawy said...

LOL

 

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