Ruby I love you!

I'm officially obsessed with Ruby. Last night I had a dream about her, a dream with details I don't care to share with you. There are tons of pretty girls in the Middle East, most of whom are in Lebanon but I'm a nationalist, I love my people. Therefore Ruby is especially attractive to me simply because she's Egyptian.

One time I was sitting in an Arabic coffee shop with some acquaintances when I began a conversation with my friend, the sheesha guy, you know the guy who refills your coal, the sheesha guy! Every time I went there he would ask me for the newest downloads on my phone, ringtones, wallpapers, etc. I showed him my newest wallpaper, a very attractive photo of Ruby, you wouldn't believe the following conversation...

Yours Truly: You like that, Ruby, very nice!

Sheesha guy: Yes, yes, I know her father so be careful what you say!

Yours Truly: You know Ruby's father!? You mean he lives here, in Chicago!?

Sheesha guy: Yes but don't ask me anything else, I wont tell you anything!


Unbelievable Ruby's father lives in Chicago. You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen. What's even funnier is that I have probably run into her father a couple times and didn't know it was him. If her father lives here then she MUST visit, unless they aren't on speaking terms. If she does visit then I'm a step closer to turning my dreams into reality.

Ruby, I'll see you soon my love!!!