Kim Jong-IL Makes Me Laugh!
N. Korea made a statement saying the U.S. is plotting to harm them which cracks me up for a few reasons.
1. N. Korean schools teach anti-American songs to students including tales of our imminent destruction by the hands of the "great Kim Jong-Il".
2. These guys are building and testing nuclear weapons. Lets make something clear, NOBODY makes nuclear weapons with "defense" in mind, not even the U.S.
3. Most importantly, every time I hear about N. Korea in the news I get an image of Kim Jong-IL and his crazy demands and his crazy parades and forced national displays of dictator worship. If you have read anything about Kim Jong-Il you might be interested to know he is a Hollywood fanatic and loves performing arts.
That's why this cracks me up so much!
2 Comments:
I like North Koreans cuz their flowery speech is just so darn funny. Like when they say I have "the last worst blog in humankind history and have been marked for deletion by Dear Leader!" I mean how cool does that sound? Pretty cool! I just hope they don't drop a nuke on my ass! But then their aim's not so great.
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