Friday, September 15, 2006

A Little Help In Afghanistan... Kinda.

Ahhh yes, a little relief for American troops in Afghanistan...Perhaps. Who's helping out you say? Poland, yes Poland is sending 1000 troops to Afghanistan.

Insert joke here!

Who's going to send troops next, Kazakhstan?


At 9:27 AM, Blogger Rhino-itall said...

Poland has been a consistent ally for a long time. I'm a big fan.

At 10:25 AM, Blogger Egypeter said...

Ditto tail.

I'm a HUGE fan of Poles AND the country of Poland...maybe the most beautiful race on this planet :)

You live in Chicago D.B. - the second largest Polish population in the world behind be careful what you say, the Polish mafia might get ya :)

Those twin brothers running Poland love America...and for that I'm grateful

At 10:57 AM, Blogger D.B. Shobrawy said...

Pete! The most beautiful race on this earth is simple, you should know better...It's Brazilians come on, oh and in a close 2nd is Egyptian girls of course!

At 12:46 PM, Blogger Donkeyhue said...

A guy walks into a bar orders a beer and proceeds to tell a joke

So this Polish guy is riding a horse and is...

Hey wait a god dam minute, says the bartender. Im of Polish descent you sure you want to tell that joke.

So anyways this Polish guy...

Hey buddy, My name is Pawel Krakowski says a bar patron, you sure you want to tell that joke

Stop interrupting me, its funny trust as I was saying this Polish guy is riding a horse when all of a sudden the horse is startled by a...

Thats enough, another patron jumps up and declares "I am a direct descendant of General Casimir Pulaski, Revolutionary War hero that fought alonside Gen Washington at Valley Forge...DO YOU STILL WANT TO TELL THAT JOKE"

Not anymore, I dont have time to explain it three times.

Joking aside, from my experience I have to agree with the assessment of the Poles, good peeps and smoking hot women but I may have agree with ranking Brazilians numero uno. Thems some sexy chicas. (No fala, espanol will have to suffice)

At 2:24 PM, Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Poor Kazakhstan, the butt of everybodies' jokes. Yes, Brazilians are beautiful, but I think Tahitians are the most beautiful of all. The one good thing the French can do is add their blood and make any people look pretty.

At 2:35 AM, Blogger N. said...

Asians and other Pacific Islanders are my first choice. Then Spanish women. And you can't forget about Scandinavian (Swedish) and Italian women. Then maybe Eastern European women.

God, I'm so lonely.

At 9:06 AM, Anonymous clear said...

isn't this a bit like the lebanon situation. The whole arab world in arms about lebanon- oh poor lebanese people having to suffer against those horrid israelis. what's that? You want us to to put our money where our mouth is? Send in troops to keep the peace? WE're arabs, remember we just rant and spew out accusations and then do nothing to help the situation. Let's leave the evil westerners to actually take action and send in some troops and then criticise them (France) for sending in too few.

correct me if i'm wrong but as far as i know only one arab country (Syria) has pledged troops to 'keep the peace' in Lebanon. I would like to be proved wrong.

this is a funny video of a little rhyme on dream tv entitled:

'where is the Arab army?'

it doesn't sound as great when translated but here are a couple of exerpts:

"where is the arab army? the arab army is in egypt living in madinet nasr, wakes up in the evening and has breakfast...

....the arab army doesn't have the strength to come or go."

At 11:10 PM, Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

yes, clear, but as i've said before the arabs can't seem to aim well enough to do any good. Hundreds of missles but hardly any strikes on isreal. They just shoot up in the air too much at parades and funerals. It gives them bad habits!


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