Monday, July 03, 2006

A Public Service Announcement

I need to put something out there for the world to know. Consider this a public service announcement.

DISCLAIMER: This is not a PSA condoning metrosexual behavior because as we all know a METROsexual is a borderline HOMOsexual.

However what I am promoting is that all you men of mediterrainian, eastern European or Arab decent groom your uni-brow!! There are rules to grooming your uni-brow.

No Waxing

No Shaving

No Shaping

and

None of that wierd string thing that they do at the Arabic places

Waxing, shaping and wierd string thing are reserved for women and shaving is just wrong so what can you do.
Go to your Mom or your sisters bathroom and STEAL their tweezers, and if you don't have tweezers, use two nickels or something, but you don't want to leave the house looking like this guy...

But don't go nuts cause you don't want to look like this guy either.

2 Comments:

At 2:41 AM, Blogger forsoothsayer said...

being a metrosexual is not being a borderline homosexual. ur a homosexual when u suck someone's dick.

although ,i don't know if u realize, but if u go to an arab barber and ask for him to seperate ur brows he will thread it. many of my male friends do this.

 
At 4:08 AM, Blogger D.B. Shobrawy said...

I realize it and its still gay to thread your eye brows, stay at home, save your money and pluck it yourself

 

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