It All Makes Sense Now.........I Think.

I think I get it now… I sat down with my friend Q-Ball and discussed what else, the Lebanon/Israel conflict. Q-Ball Came up with a theory that is SO genius, I am absolutely furious I didn’t come up with it first. To better understand the theory there are some things that need to be laid out.

-In the week following the abduction of two Israeli soldiers from the Israel/Lebanon border, Israel has bombarded the whole of Lebanon including, the airport, fuel depots, bridges, roads leading in/out of the country (mostly roads and bridges to Syria) and the ports.

-As we all know the U.S. has, for a substantial amount of time now, been involved in a war in Iraq.

-The U.S. and Israel have had Syria in their sights since before 9/11.


This is where things get interesting….
If you have wondered why Israel would destroy Lebanon’s entire infrastructure for the sake of two soldiers this explains it all.

Let’s say you’re a country (the U.S.) and your buddy (Israel) tells you he’s concerned over his security because one of his neighbors (Syria) is potentially hostile. He wants you to “take care of him” but you’re preoccupied with the last guy he told you to “take care of” (Iraq) and he’s really giving you a hard time. Your also trying to deal with another guy you picked a fight with (Afghanistan). Your spread thin so what can you do?

You invade Lebanon because by destroying the infrastructure of Lebanon including all possible supply lines (sea ports, airports, roads, bridges) you cut off the last possible ally bordering Syria. You have Jordan to the south who has already condemned Syria, Iran and Hezbollah. There’s Turkey to the north which is in no way a part of the equation. Finally there’s Iraq to the east which is, as we all know, a complete upside down mess but still a ready supply of U.S. troops.


By surrounding Syria you can at least pressure them to comply, that or they’ll turn to their best friend Iran and kick start WW3. One thing is crystal clear, invading Lebanon in order to surround Syria has been planned out on paper for a long time now and that supreme dumb ass Nasrallah walked right into it like a schmuck!


P.S. Q-Ball Suggested that Syria was being sandwiched between Lebanon and Iraq, illustrated with a sugar jar, salt and pepper shaker, the rest is all me.