Thursday, June 22, 2006

He's Baaaaaack!

Ayman Al-Zawahiri is back ladies and gentleman. His timing is a little off with no mention of Zarqawi, instead he's complaining about the May 29th riots in Kabul which most people barely remember. On top of all that Al-Zawahiri isn't complaining about Bush this time or even Blair, he barely talks about Iraq.

Instead Al-Zawahiri is in some sort of Islamic Jihadist time warp, complaining about Bill Clinton, Margaret Thatcher and Salman Rushdie..... Yea Salman Rushdie, can you believe they are still pissed about that guy, he has been on the Jihad Hit-list since 1988.

So why Al-Zawahiri and not Osama Bin Laden, well one, maybe Osama is dead but two, Al-Zawahiri has got more to be pissed off about, he started out in Egypt with the Muslim Brotherhood when he was only 14 and as he got older became the man in charge of his own psycho group, the Egyptian Islamic Jihad.

Now this is where it gets juicy, in 1981 Anwar Sadat gets assassinated by Al-Zawahiri's group the Egyptian Islamic Jihad, so the police pull him in and "interrogate" him, there's no doubt that his interrogation included, electro shock, pliers, hammers, whatever you might find in a craftsman tool box and probably the wrong end of a broomstick.

By the time they let him out due to lack of evidence he was so coo coo for co co puffs that he leaves for Afghanistan to join the Mujahideen. He probably wakes up every night with nightmares of Egyptian police and power tools.

This is the real story of Al-Zawahiri


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