God Please Destroy My Room Mate!
I am pissed...beyond pissed and I want to tell you about it.
I have a room mate, my room mate doubles as one of my "best friends". You may remember his name appearing in some stories as "Special K".
I have an announcement to make about Special K.... I hate him and I hope he burns in the eternal fires of hell! Let me tell you why.
When Special K and I first moved in we were notified that we needed to call the gas company and have service switched over from the previous resident over to us. I asked Special K to call the gas company and arrange for service but he failed to take care of that in the first week. I approached Special K and asked...
Yours Truly: did you call the gas company?
Special K: no, I thought you were taking care of that.
Yours Truly: well I have the cable and internet in my name so I would like you to split the responsibility and put the gas in your name.
Special K: OK, fine (in an angry tone)
Then last night I come home and the stove isn't working and immediately following the stove the heater stops working. You should have seen the look on my face! I slowly turn my attention towards Special K...
Yours Truly: did you call the gas company last week like I asked you to?
Special K: no not yet.
Yours Truly: you must be the dumbest man alive! Call tomorrow morning!!
Then I get a phone call the next morning from Special K explaining that the gas company wont be able to send out a technician to turn the gas on for another 6 days. Apparently if he called before they turned it off it would have been an instant switch but because the gas was actually turned off it will require a technician to set all the pilot lights.
P.S. Its going to snow tonight and the high temperature is 17 degrees Fahrenheit.
I would like to take this moment and pray to God.
I ask that you take Special K and bestow upon him the most severe pain possible on a human being. Have no mercy on him God for he is a fool beyond the limits of foolishness. Set fire to his balls and impale his anus with a hot iron spike, cast his worthless soul to the depth of hell and punish him time and time again until the end of eternity. Amen